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rorscharchblot

"How are you -"

"-copying my moves?" Sasuke said with a smirk. "Kakashi's trained me
well, you can't win Naruto."

"Copy this," Naruto growled as he began gathering chakra.

"Child's play," Sasuke replied arrogantly.

Naruto released his gathered power and Sasuke copied the action.

"You really are an idiot aren't you?" Naruto asked calmly as he walked
towards the panting Sasuke. "I have more power then you, I can afford
to loose that much energy. You on the other hand can barely stand."

"You can't win Naruto," Sasuke said weakly. "You can take me back to
the village but I'll just run away, you can't stop me forever."

"True," Naruto said as he rummaged through his pack. "And false," he
muttered as he pulled something out.

"What are you gonna do with that spoon?" Sasuke sneered. "Feed me
ramen till I decide to become a loyal nin again?"

"Not exactly," Naruto whispered as he walked towards the prone boy.

Omake: The Razaf*ckurou

"AHHHHHH," Naruto screamed. The battle with Neji had pushed him to his
limits and just when all seemed lost, something happened.

"It can't be," Orochimaru muttered in awe. "The Razaf*ckurou."

"Ahhhh." Naruto continued to scream. A pressure began building behind
his eyes, not knowing what else to do . . . he blinked.

The crowed gasped as a beam of light shot out of his eyes and removed
the head of the disguised Orochimaru.

"What's happening?" Naruto asked as he looked around, consequently
killing dozens of people but they were all extras and sound nins so no
one cared.

"Naruto," Sarutobi said softly from his hiding place behind a well
placed mirror. "Could you close your eyes and think about not
incinerating everyone?"

"Why?" Naruto instinctively turned towards the sound of the old man's
voice and killed a family of five.

"Humor me."

AN: Every frigging fic has an eye bloodline and many of them copy one
of the existing eye bloodlines, why? There are better blood lines that
can be thought of that don't involve eyes. Like . . . I don't know, a
bloodline that allows someone to be perfectly quiet. Not even a heart
beat or a breath to give them away. A bloodline that keeps a person
from feeling extreme heat or cold. A bloodline that lets a person
derive nutrients from anything; dirt, grass, corpses, you name it. A
bloodline that gives a person the ability to emit noxious fumes from
an unnamed part of their body. Oh yeah, Razaf*ckurou is two words
raza f*ckurou. Not sure if I got the spelling on the first one right,
fairly sure I got the second right. Bit of a private joke.

drozdjs

Hi.

"You can't win Naruto," Sasuke said weakly. "You can take me back to
the village but I'll just run away, you can't stop me forever."

"True," Naruto said as he rummaged through his pack. "And false," he
muttered as he pulled something out.

"What are you gonna do with that spoon?" Sasuke sneered. "Feed me
ramen till I decide to become a loyal nin again?"

"Not exactly," Naruto whispered as he walked towards the prone boy.

...

Okay, I'm sure there is some completely obvious reference or
significance to that, but right now, I can't think of any... so what's
up with the spoon?

Jryu

izazel2003

Thats more than a little creapy, im asuming hes gona use the spoon
to scoop out Sasukes eyes. Its appropriate though.

--- In CaerAzkaban@..., "rorscharchblot" <jvote@...>
wrote:

"How are you -"

"-copying my moves?" Sasuke said with a smirk. "Kakashi's trained

me

well, you can't win Naruto."

"Copy this," Naruto growled as he began gathering chakra.

"Child's play," Sasuke replied arrogantly.

Naruto released his gathered power and Sasuke copied the action.

"You really are an idiot aren't you?" Naruto asked calmly as he

walked

towards the panting Sasuke. "I have more power then you, I can

afford

to loose that much energy. You on the other hand can barely

stand."

"You can't win Naruto," Sasuke said weakly. "You can take me back

to

the village but I'll just run away, you can't stop me forever."

"True," Naruto said as he rummaged through his pack. "And false,"

he

muttered as he pulled something out.

"What are you gonna do with that spoon?" Sasuke sneered. "Feed me
ramen till I decide to become a loyal nin again?"

"Not exactly," Naruto whispered as he walked towards the prone

boy.

Omake: The Razaf*ckurou

"AHHHHHH," Naruto screamed. The battle with Neji had pushed him to

his

limits and just when all seemed lost, something happened.

"It can't be," Orochimaru muttered in awe. "The Razaf*ckurou."

"Ahhhh." Naruto continued to scream. A pressure began building

behind

his eyes, not knowing what else to do . . . he blinked.

The crowed gasped as a beam of light shot out of his eyes and

removed

the head of the disguised Orochimaru.

"What's happening?" Naruto asked as he looked around, consequently
killing dozens of people but they were all extras and sound nins

so no

one cared.

"Naruto," Sarutobi said softly from his hiding place behind a well
placed mirror. "Could you close your eyes and think about not
incinerating everyone?"

"Why?" Naruto instinctively turned towards the sound of the old

man's

voice and killed a family of five.

"Humor me."

AN: Every frigging fic has an eye bloodline and many of them copy

one

of the existing eye bloodlines, why? There are better blood lines

that

can be thought of that don't involve eyes. Like . . . I don't

know, a

bloodline that allows someone to be perfectly quiet. Not even a

heart

beat or a breath to give them away. A bloodline that keeps a person
from feeling extreme heat or cold. A bloodline that lets a person
derive nutrients from anything; dirt, grass, corpses, you name it.

A

bloodline that gives a person the ability to emit noxious fumes

from

an unnamed part of their body. Oh yeah, Razaf*ckurou is two words
raza f*ckurou. Not sure if I got the spelling on the first one

right,

fairly sure I got the second right. Bit of a private joke.

--- In CaerAzkaban@..., "izazel2003" <mywheeloftime@...>
wrote:

Thats more than a little creapy, im asuming hes gona use the spoon
to scoop out Sasukes eyes. Its appropriate though.

Personally I think it's for disemboweling him with.

Quinlan O'Shea

On 6/26/07, cybertronexpress <fejijar@...> wrote:

--- In CaerAzkaban@..., "izazel2003" <mywheeloftime@...>
wrote:

Thats more than a little creapy, im asuming hes gona use the spoon
to scoop out Sasukes eyes. Its appropriate though.

Personally I think it's for disemboweling him with.

Nah, he's going to cut his heart out with a spoon.

Q

Pelel

Why a spoon?

Because itll hurt more.

-Pel'el-

Gerand Rague

Deric

--- "rorsch" wrote:

Omake: The Razaf*ckurou

"AHHHHHH," Naruto screamed. The battle with Neji had pushed him

to his

limits and just when all seemed lost, something happened.

"It can't be," Orochimaru muttered in awe. "The Razaf*ckurou."

"Ahhhh." Naruto continued to scream. A pressure began building

behind

his eyes, not knowing what else to do . . . he blinked.

The crowed gasped as a beam of light shot out of his eyes and

removed

the head of the disguised Orochimaru.

"What's happening?" Naruto asked as he looked around,

consequently

killing dozens of people but they were all extras and sound nins

so no

one cared.

"Naruto," Sarutobi said softly from his hiding place behind a

well

placed mirror. "Could you close your eyes and think about not
incinerating everyone?"

"Why?" Naruto instinctively turned towards the sound of the old

man's

voice and killed a family of five.

"Humor me."

AN: Every frigging fic has an eye bloodline and many of them

copy one

of the existing eye bloodlines, why? There are better blood

lines that

can be thought of that don't involve eyes. Like . . . I don't

know, a

bloodline that allows someone to be perfectly quiet. Not even a

heart

beat or a breath to give them away. A bloodline that keeps a

person

from feeling extreme heat or cold. A bloodline that lets a person
derive nutrients from anything; dirt, grass, corpses, you name

it. A

bloodline that gives a person the ability to emit noxious fumes

from

an unnamed part of their body. Oh yeah, Razaf*ckurou is two

words

raza f*ckurou. Not sure if I got the spelling on the first one

right,

fairly sure I got the second right. Bit of a private joke.

--- <stratagemini@...> wrote:

So Naruto is Cyclops? That's a rather interesting Eye Bloodline. I
can kill things with the Power of my Eyes!

Yeah, but better than Cyc, because he fuels it with his chakra and
can turn it off.

Deric

SP

drozdjs wrote:

...

Okay, I'm sure there is some completely obvious reference or
significance to that, but right now, I can't think of any... so what's
up with the spoon?

Jryu

Think hard. There are only so many things someone can do with a spoon, and without ramen.

izazel2003 wrote:

Thats more than a little creapy, im asuming hes gona use the spoon to scoop out Sasukes eyes. Its appropriate though.

I wasn't really thinking about that... Too hard to explain to Sakura.

cybertronexpress wrote:

--- In CaerAzkaban@..., "izazel2003" <mywheeloftime@...>
wrote:

Thats more than a little creapy, im asuming hes gona use the spoon to scoop out Sasukes eyes. Its appropriate though.

Personally I think it's for disemboweling him with.

I WAS thinking that one. Horrifying... Unthinkable... And you know he's never going to speak of it to anyone as long as he lives.

Besides... Rorch has a thing for disgusting, brutal, and generally mind breaking Fates Worse Than The Fate Worse Than Death.